The Domino's Effect

What is The Domino's Effect?


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The effect that Domino's pizza has on you abput 15 hours after you eat it.

domino'spizza company, as you may know, is a place to call when you're sitting around at 2:00 am (most likely intoxicated)starving to death.

However, your impulse decisions will eventually bring on the Domino's Effect within 15 hours or less. Signs of the Domino's effect are:

1) extreme amounts of gas, including farting and sulfuric acid/carbon dioxide belches.

2) trips to the restroom about 4 times per half an hour for anywhere from 2 - 9 hours.

3) green diarrhea and excretion of all consumed liquids (soda, water, beer, juice, etc.)

4) a slight comatose feeling

When you get the Domino's Effect, it's best to just wait it out. Don't make plans for the next day or two, and keep a trusty container of Rollaids at hand.

"We were starving out of our minds when we decided to call a pizza place. Domino's delevered 45 minutes later, and we were all satisfied. The next day, in the afternoon, I wasn't feeling good, when I realized: The Domino's Effect has started...."


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