The Donaldson

What is The Donaldson?


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This technique, practiced mainly in the Central Valley of California and Northern Oregon between explorative, homosexual males, involves great skill in anal penetration. Little lubricant is used, which often results in penial and rectal tissue damage. However, is is essential for the intricacies of The Donaldson. Indeed, this moves trademark is simultaneous orgasms of both men involved only through the rectal stimulation. The semen of the non-rectum surrounded penis is usually directed at that man's face or the face of a partner, bystander, or into a cup. This is a very dangerous move, however, that takes years to perfect and is not reccomended to those who feel they do not have the skeleton key to the back door.

Andrew: Daniel gave me The Donaldson last night, I'm still scraping crust off my face.

Cory: Ouch, I'll felch you later to cool down your raging hot ass, if that's possible.

See donaldson, felch, andrew, daniel, cory


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