The Double Muffin

What is The Double Muffin?


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The state of having exposed fat hanging over the tops of both your shirt and pants as a result of knowingly wearing clothing that is too tight and revealing. Usually used in reference to over-weight women trying to pick up guys in low-rise jeans and tube-tops..

Guy 1: "Dude, that fat chick needs to put some clothes on!"

Guy 2: "Yea, she's totally got The Double Muffin goin' on."

Guy 1: "I think i'm gunna blow chunks!"

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