What is The Douchies?
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The official awards ceremony for douchebags, where those displaying the most douchebagginess and engaging in the greatest amount of douchebaggery are granted honors and forever remembered for being the douchebags that they are.
"Envelope, please.......and tonights's Douchie goes to............ the loud, obnoxiuos, drunk, greasy douchebag at the end of the bar who keeps yelling at the bartender for vodka straight-up on the rocks. Congratulations!!"
"That guy's on the road to Road to The Douchies!!"
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When your girlfriend is giving you a blow job, and you hear a slurping sound.
Jenny gave me a dolphin slurp last night. She got a litt..
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Unbelieavably, cringe-worthily bad.
Often preceded by "like".
(cf unfroody)
They said what?! Mate, that's, like, incr..