What is The Douchies?
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The official awards ceremony for douchebags, where those displaying the most douchebagginess and engaging in the greatest amount of douchebaggery are granted honors and forever remembered for being the douchebags that they are.
"Envelope, please.......and tonights's Douchie goes to............ the loud, obnoxiuos, drunk, greasy douchebag at the end of the bar who keeps yelling at the bartender for vodka straight-up on the rocks. Congratulations!!"
"That guy's on the road to Road to The Douchies!!"
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Very similar to frosted toes except you can only get them from the cold bathroom floor, they hurt, especially if you step into a hot bat..