What is The Douchies?
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The official awards ceremony for douchebags, where those displaying the most douchebagginess and engaging in the greatest amount of douchebaggery are granted honors and forever remembered for being the douchebags that they are.
"Envelope, please.......and tonights's Douchie goes to............ the loud, obnoxiuos, drunk, greasy douchebag at the end of the bar who keeps yelling at the bartender for vodka straight-up on the rocks. Congratulations!!"
"That guy's on the road to Road to The Douchies!!"
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When an unattractive or goofy looking guy with no obvious redeemeing features or qualities hooks up with a hot girl, either short or lon..