The Dress

What is The Dress?


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It is said that somewhere in the universe, exists a dress so perfect that when you try it on, you automatically reach enlightenment. It perfectly higlights your curves, lengthens your legs flattens your tummy and makes you look "trendy yet sophisticated" from the moment you put it on. after you find the dress, good luck follows you wherever you go and you will probably marry a rich doctor. Right now, the dress is just an urban legand but you never know, right now as you read this "The Dress" might be hiding inside some store waiting for a lucky woman to find it.

Betty: "I heard that Lauren married a rich doctor and moved to L.A. and is now the fasion editor for Elle magazine!"

Clare:"Yeah, she found The Dress."

Betty:"...ooh lucky bitch!"

See dress, myth, lucky, perfect, jealousy


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