The Dutch

What is The Dutch?


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Crazy thieving bastards, the Dutch steal everyones music and then keep it on their 600GB RAID clusters, rebroadcast it to their mile long MSN lists, and have over 1000 live sets and about half as many live videos of hard dance festivals. If you ever need a game or piece of software cracked, go see the Dutch. They will have what you need.

The End.

"Hey, Matti, I need Doom 3, and its May 2004"

"Ok here is the crack, a link to a 100mbit mirror, and the screenshots of the expansion pack planned for next year."

"Thanks, wanna do a file swap?"

"Like you have anything that I haven't got."


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