The Earthquake

What is The Earthquake?


1.

When a female gets so into her masturbation, she falls off her bed, and lands on her mint - condition Rico Suave shrine.

" Last night my mom came in as I was causing The Earthquake. "

See rico suave


2

Random Words:

1. a seriously unattractive female Tim was out on the piss one night and pulled a right fucking "uggernaught" See Joe..
1. A domesticated animal that mimics common garden plants; known to eat soil and chase chickens. Teh dogflower mangled my fuschias!!1!#@!..
1. W.M.E.J. - Abbreviation, for World’s Most Expensive Jam. This is in relation to a very expensive pot of jam, usually strawberry or raspb..