The Earthquake

What is The Earthquake?

When a female gets so into her masturbation, she falls off her bed, and lands on her mint - condition Rico Suave shrine.

" Last night my mom came in as I was causing The Earthquake. "

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Yoinker

1. One who yoinks their penis. "Yeah, Mario Escobar jacks off a lot man!" "I know, he's a fucking yoinker!"..

Ingles

1. a place, thing, or act that is the shiznit Your girlfriend decides to give you fellatio. You may procede to say "Ingles" 2...

Cludder

1. an untalented footballer; a less than gracious description of players possessing slightly grittier or physically intimidating skillsets ..

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