What is The Edward Jonny?
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The Edward Jonny is a sexual act in which a friend that does not particularly enjoy the company of the other friend, goes to that friends house and receives oral sex from his mother. Such variations include hooking up with said friends sister, and touching her butt.
"Yo dude I totally ran the Edward Jonny train on Rich yesterday. His mom drank my gizz like a champ."
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To stab someone while engaging in sexual intercourse.
Damn hoe, you fineeeee.
-hump-
ooh baby give it to me
-shank shank-
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