What is The Egyptian?
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A sexual act requiring 1 man, 2 women and a strap-on dildo. The first step is for the man to wear the strap-on backwards so that the falice is pointing behind him. He then bends both women over in opposite directions and places himself in between them. He must then place one hand on the woman in front of him and his other hand on the woman behind him. Let the thrusting begin and there you have it.
For full effect, you should be listening to the song "Walk Like an Egyptian".
I totally pulled "The Egyptian" on those two hoes I brought home last night.
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