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When a girl farts on your dick via vagina.
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Modern exotic birds are prone to fits of passion and rage while working long term in the sex industry. Psychosis for birds is quite comm..
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when a swimmer rubs ice on his nipples to harden them in oreder to reduce drag through the water.
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