What is The Emeril?
1.
After pulling your penis out during sex, you ejaculate into your hand, slap your partner in the face and yell, "BAM!"
Todd: I saw Jessica yesterday, why was her cheek all red?
Miguel: I was just inpsired by the Emeril.
Todd: Totally owned.
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2.
"The Emeril" is the latest-and perhaps most frightening-in a long list of legendarily sadistic sexual fetishes such as the
The Emeril:
1) While having sex with your girlfriend, pull out of her and nut in your own hand.
2) Step in front of her, throw the nut on her face and yell.......BAM!!! Kick it up a notch!
Wow, I wanna give that chic The Emeril...give her some pizzaz!!!
3.
When you are doing a girl from behind, and you are about to ejaculate, you say "It's time to take it up a notch," stab her in the back with a peper shaker and yell, "BAM!"
Dude 1: "Watching food network makes me hungry"
Dude 2: "Watching food network makes me horny! I need to give some girl the Emeril!"
