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Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
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What is considered to be a DICK SMACK.
Yo te voy a dar un tremendo guarabaraso!
See dick, smack, face, slap, guarabaraso..
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When, during sexual intercourse (esp. doggystyle), the man pulls out and cums in a martini glass. He then mixes his cumwith some vodka a..