The Emo Donkey Punch

What is The Emo Donkey Punch?

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When banging your depressed, sniffling, emo girlfriend from behind, instead of punching her in the side of the head before you blow your load - aka the donkey punch - you grab hold of her nose and lip rings, pulling them out right before you burst.

This chic I picked up at the Fall Out Boy show was a little loose, so I gave her The Emo Donkey Punch to tighten her up before I busted my nut.

See donkey punch, emo, doggystyle, piercing, loose
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