The Epstein

What is The Epstein?


1.

When you notice that your family has an uncooked salami in the fridge, and you have a hankerin’ for a big piece of meat. You insert said sausage into the vaginal orifice and pleasure yourself. About a week later, when you notice you have an infection, you tell your parents that the sausage they ate for dinner a few nights earlier was in fact the same sausage which you used for your masturbation needs.

Girl 1: Why weren't you at school?

Girl 2: I accidentally gave my family "The Epstein".

See sausage, vagina, masturbation, family


45

Random Words:

1. Using K as a response back to everything. AHmed: Wanna Hershey Bar ? JabAllz: k Ahmed: You going to the mall ? Jaballz: k Ahmed: Di..
1. quaa!? is an expression of surprise When he saw his brother's house (a mansion) all he could muster was "Quaa!?" See 6 ..
1. a love that will never happen again. Your first true love. A truly special one, usually when you are very young (as young as 1st grade s..