What is The Epstein?
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When you notice that your family has an uncooked salami in the fridge, and you have a hankerin’ for a big piece of meat. You insert said sausage into the vaginal orifice and pleasure yourself. About a week later, when you notice you have an infection, you tell your parents that the sausage they ate for dinner a few nights earlier was in fact the same sausage which you used for your masturbation needs.
Girl 1: Why weren't you at school?
Girl 2: I accidentally gave my family "The Epstein".
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Sometimes this may describe F**king orally and Most of the time involves seduction.
Hot Girl: Hey big boy, wanna play?
Guy: uuuhhh,,uh..
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Being all that is man.
Coined by one of the hosts of a popular UK car show, Top Gear.
That car is totally bloketastic.
See car, bloke..
