The Epstein

What is The Epstein?


1.

When you notice that your family has an uncooked salami in the fridge, and you have a hankerin’ for a big piece of meat. You insert said sausage into the vaginal orifice and pleasure yourself. About a week later, when you notice you have an infection, you tell your parents that the sausage they ate for dinner a few nights earlier was in fact the same sausage which you used for your masturbation needs.

Girl 1: Why weren't you at school?

Girl 2: I accidentally gave my family "The Epstein".

See sausage, vagina, masturbation, family


45

Random Words:

1. To get high from smoking trees After pulling 4 tubes of OG Kush, Tamirah was zundted. See zunt, zundt, blaze..
1. to have shit in beetween your buttcrack whilr it is closed or to have a alot of stuff in your taco eww the tacos at taco bell are booty..
1. An overpriced hotel run by arabs, or other middle eastern peoples. Usually very dirty, sometimes used as a money laundering front for t..