What is The Epstein?
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When you notice that your family has an uncooked salami in the fridge, and you have a hankerin’ for a big piece of meat. You insert said sausage into the vaginal orifice and pleasure yourself. About a week later, when you notice you have an infection, you tell your parents that the sausage they ate for dinner a few nights earlier was in fact the same sausage which you used for your masturbation needs.
Girl 1: Why weren't you at school?
Girl 2: I accidentally gave my family "The Epstein".
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What the fuck, over? (Sometimes "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?)
Typically used amongst military personnel when repeatedly directed ..
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1. A blatant lie.
2. Something that sounds unlikely.
"Hey, I just found $50 under the couch!" "That sounds like orc tri..
