The Ernst

What is The Ernst?


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n, a category 5 hurricane of shit that spills from one's anus. It requires stability and usually involves a momentary lift off from the ground. First discovered by legendary toliet spelunker, Ben Ernst. His technique was only surpassed by the magnitude of destruction left in his wake

I was just in the men's bathroom until the winds picked up and I thought the world was going to end. In the confusion, I realized that it was only Ben in the end stall, unleashing the Ernst on that poor little white toliet


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