The Escalator

What is The Escalator?


1.

The Escalator is an act of sexual prowess. It is also form of The Bulldozer where you run the girl up and down a set of stairs until she cooperates, and does what she is told. This is the ultimate demeaning act of sex that you can do to your partner. Just be warned, going up the stairs is a lot harder than you may think. So be a gentleman and buy that bitch some knee pads.

Suzie: "Where did you get all those bruises from?"

Dana: "I got them last night, Jon wanted to try The Escalator out."

See rough sex, escalator, kinky sex, sexual prowess

2.

A sexual act wherein the lady has to give the man a boost up with a cushion, phone book, or ladder in order to reach her labia.

"Paul M.'s wife could not get off even though they used the escalator.

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