What is The Eternal Pendulum?
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The angelic movement of the pendulum as it swings from Fisty Cent, the 1st Duke of Milou, to Booty, the 1st of Tugwellian.
Booty's flying home from London, milling into the air stewardesses Fisty's on the ground f**ting himself. The pendulum would swing at a 46.6988 degrees angle from Fisty to Booty.
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