The Eternal Pendulum

What is The Eternal Pendulum?


1.

The angelic movement of the pendulum as it swings from Fisty Cent, the 1st Duke of Milou, to Booty, the 1st of Tugwellian.

Booty's flying home from London, milling into the air stewardesses Fisty's on the ground f**ting himself. The pendulum would swing at a 46.6988 degrees angle from Fisty to Booty.


13

Random Words:

1. A highly misunderstood language whose proper pronunciation is guaranteed after several cocktails. Zapalese is characterized by heavy sl..
1. Volcanic Nutella is a case of the shits so bad its like shitting a stream of molasses made of battery acid, yet so sparodic, that when y..
1. oh my god, what the fuck? "omg, wtf is wrong with that guy!"..