What is The Evan?
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named after the little-known celebrity Evan Hill, this is best described as a way of life. to perform The Evan you must live life as a complete asshole while still maintaining or even gaining the respect of those who you humiliate.
bob: dude, you were a total dick at that party last night.
rob: yeah, i pulled The Evan though.
bob: hows that?
rob: i got invited to another party and walked out of there with four phone numbers.
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2.
named after the little-known celebrity, Evan Hill. contrary to other definitions of The Evan, it describes something very strange that you or anyone else has done.
i shaved designs into my leg hair lastnight, man, it was The Evan.
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named after the internet celebrity Evan Hill, The Evan actually describes the act of being a complete and total smart ass.
that guy over there is a complete smart ass. yet i cant help but laugh at his jokes.....about me. now that's The Evan.
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