The Excuse

What is The Excuse?

Diarrhea. It will get you out of anything, including high school classes. No one will argue with you, or question you further.

(a teacher and a student)

T: I'm going to write you up for skipping my class again!

S (in a hushed voice, The Excuse): ummmm....I couldn't get off the toilet...I had diarrhea...

T: um...

(at this point the teacher dosn't want to listen anymore, and pretends to be busy. you walk away in sucess)

See poop, excuses, feces, shit

Ebabe

1. Someone with an Ebay account and a working credit card who bids on ebay items for others. I really want that ring. I'll ask my eb..

Relax Your Mouth

1. 1) to calm down 2) chill out Dude: YOUR SUCH A FUCKING SLUT YO ! Chick: you need you relax your mouth before you get pimp slapped . ..

Mergley

1. an adjective for the word mergle is usually a state of being. a state of being where you don't really care what's going on, ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

The Excuse Edit Meaning