What is The Excuse?
1.
Diarrhea. It will get you out of anything, including high school classes. No one will argue with you, or question you further.
(a teacher and a student)
T: I'm going to write you up for skipping my class again!
S (in a hushed voice, The Excuse): ummmm....I couldn't get off the toilet...I had diarrhea...
T: um...
(at this point the teacher dosn't want to listen anymore, and pretends to be busy. you walk away in sucess)
See
Random Words:
1.
Thin, viscous, frothy diarreah, which exits the anus in a conical spray pattern. The Black Spray is commonly the result of drinking nume..
1.
A person who unrightfully TRIES to take the place of another, but is much too quiet and ridiculous, and thus cannot do it. This person ..
