The Excuse

What is The Excuse?


1.

Diarrhea. It will get you out of anything, including high school classes. No one will argue with you, or question you further.

(a teacher and a student)

T: I'm going to write you up for skipping my class again!

S (in a hushed voice, The Excuse): ummmm....I couldn't get off the toilet...I had diarrhea...

T: um...

(at this point the teacher dosn't want to listen anymore, and pretends to be busy. you walk away in sucess)

See poop, excuses, feces, shit


35

Random Words:

1. A way of telling someone that they are earth-shatteringly, jaw-droppingly stupid. I find your ill-informed positions to be vapid and ab..
1. A new shortened slang interpretation of the word individual. The amount of letters are the same, yet it has less syllables, thus useful..
1. One of immense strength Can see things others dont He got a Hawski score.. Look at him with his Hawski score.. Heading for a Hawski ..