The Excuse

What is The Excuse?

Diarrhea. It will get you out of anything, including high school classes. No one will argue with you, or question you further.

(a teacher and a student)

T: I'm going to write you up for skipping my class again!

S (in a hushed voice, The Excuse): ummmm....I couldn't get off the toilet...I had diarrhea...

T: um...

(at this point the teacher dosn't want to listen anymore, and pretends to be busy. you walk away in sucess)

See poop, excuses, feces, shit

I've Got Kids

1. What your buddy says when he won't go party with you anymore now that he has kids. "Dude, we're hitting a strip club aft..

Razoo

1. A musical instrument that is played by using the foot. It generally consist of the musician scrunching and scrapping the instrument acro..

Legtops

1. Noun: The area where you would usually find an ass, if said person had an ass to begin with. Can also be used as a nickname for somebody..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

The Excuse Edit Meaning