The Excuse

What is The Excuse?


1.

Diarrhea. It will get you out of anything, including high school classes. No one will argue with you, or question you further.

(a teacher and a student)

T: I'm going to write you up for skipping my class again!

S (in a hushed voice, The Excuse): ummmm....I couldn't get off the toilet...I had diarrhea...

T: um...

(at this point the teacher dosn't want to listen anymore, and pretends to be busy. you walk away in sucess)

See poop, excuses, feces, shit


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