The Executive

What is The Executive?


1.

The beltless trenchcoat that Frank Costanza invented and made a living off of selling. Mentioned in the episode "The Raincoats".

Kramer: "You recognize this?"

Shop keeper: "I sure do. That's The Executive."

See seinfeld, jerry, george, kramer

2.

When you Masturbate while wearing a condom.

Classy and can be done while wearing a suit... for the buisness man on the go.

Damn i've been running all over the office today... I barely had time to give myself The Executive before I had to go to that lunch meeting with the Board of Directors....

See masturbation, condoms, office, jerking off, jimmy hats

3.

To abrubtly leave a bar or a party without telling any of your friends.

Friend A: What happened to you last night, man? You were the DD...

Friend B: I was sick of that scene, so I pulled The Executive . Hope you got home ok.

Friend A: Thanks for telling me, dick.

See the, executive, bar, party, leave, jerk


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