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The term for waking up after a long night, and finding out that someone drew a penis on your cheek with a Sharpie marker.
I have a peni..
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The sudden feeling at your sphincter of having to emit waste very soon. This is a known side effect of a hangover, eating bad Indian fo..
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Two people of the same gender and heterosexual orientation who decide to be each others life partners, but asexually; living together bu..
