What is The Express Slam?
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A sexual maneuver in which a person (usually Male) drives to his/her partner's (usually Female) home and parks the car out front. The Male goes inside, leaving the car running, and has a very brief
(Via cell phone)
"How much time left til you have to go to work, babe?"
"5 minutes"
"I'll be there in three. We'll do The Express Slam"
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What time it NEVER is or will be.
Henna: What time is it?
Satu: It's Jigaboo Time.
Henna: No it effing isn't.
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A perverse sexual act in which an extremely obese female defecates on the chest of her male partner and then proceeds to wallow in the a..
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A machine that is given the task of wanking for a human for its pleasure.
Guy 1: Oh man i bought this wanking machine.
Guy 2: Oh I hea..