The Extra Creamy Poker

What is The Extra Creamy Poker?

1.

The act of inserting a tire iron into the anus while using extra creamy mashed potatoes as lubrication.

I gave the Humpmiester The Extra Creamy Poker last night and made her squeal like a piggy.

See lube, potatoes, iron, poker, anus

39

Random Words:

Why So Serious?

1. A soon to be classic line said by Heath Ledger in the movie The Dark Knight Joker: "you wanna know how i got these scars?" S..

Jolf

1. The most OG VW Golf in the whole damn world. holy crap, Noah's Jolf is the most OG ride ever! See Noah 2. What you call a VW Go..

Jaycat

1. a term used in prison for people that were crazy. "hey man did you see that hot babe over there?' "yeah, she is good lo..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free