What is The Extra Creamy Poker?


1.

The act of inserting a tire iron into the anus while using extra creamy mashed potatoes as lubrication.

I gave the Humpmiester The Extra Creamy Poker last night and made her squeal like a piggy.

See lube, potatoes, iron, poker, anus


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