What is The Falwellian Empire?


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Lynchburg, VA. Dominated by Liberty University, Falwell's own "city on a hill", aka- Liberty Mountain. So many lights the thing has a freakin' halo at night. The Falwellian Empire includes Wal-Mart, Target, Olive Garden, Sonics, and pretty much anything else you could think of. You can't do anything in Lynchburg without venturing into God Squad territory.

"Dude, let's go to Wal-Mart!"

"No, thanks, I don't feel like being exposed to the Falwellian Empire at the moment..."

"It's ok, it's 11 o'clock. It's past the God Squad's bedtime."

"Sweet, let's go!"

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