The Fancy Albert

What is The Fancy Albert?


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A small plate with doilie is placed upon the lady's chest. She is wearing a pearl necklace and he a tux jacket w/ tails (crucial). The man then gently squeezes out a chocolate hotdog onto the doilied plate.

It's our anniversary and you know what that means... Albert is coming to town and he's a feelin' fancy, babe. Break out tha tails and everything else.

The Fancy Albert is all that keeps our love alive.

See sex act, fetish, cleveland steamer, zombie, pearl necklace, love 'splosion


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