The Farmer John

What is The Farmer John?

when you shit in someones mouth and they proceded to give you head while being fu*ked by a beast of burden or other largely endowed animal

When I came home from the fair I called Bubba...then we unloaded Bessie from the trailer and did The Farmer John.

One-man Leap Frog

1. This one is for people that don't like to share or play with others. Usually leap frog consists of people jumping over one another..

Mom Crush

1. wishing an older woman was your own mother. Mrs. Peterson is so sweet and she always sends care packages to Henry. I think I have a mom..

Voyeurtwitic

1. One obtaining gratification from observing unsuspecting individuals who are twittering. vwä-(ˌ)yər-ˈtwi-tik, adjective He never twitt..

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