The Farmer John

What is The Farmer John?

when you shit in someones mouth and they proceded to give you head while being fu*ked by a beast of burden or other largely endowed animal

When I came home from the fair I called Bubba...then we unloaded Bessie from the trailer and did The Farmer John.

Arabian Eyegoggles

1. place your testicles on your partners eyesockets and let your penis chill on their nose. Therefore giving your friend Arabian Eyegoggles..

Faggety

1. an adjective that describes someone who is a faggot That new kid John is pretty faggety. or You faggety fu**! See Smart..

Pear Shaped

1. A British expression used to indicate that something has gone horribly wrong with a person's plans, most commonly in the phrase &qu..

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