The Farmer John

What is The Farmer John?


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when you shit in someones mouth and they proceded to give you head while being fu*ked by a beast of burden or other largely endowed animal

When I came home from the fair I called Bubba...then we unloaded Bessie from the trailer and did The Farmer John.


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