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(1)Shitty stuff that happens on a daily basis OR (2)funny stories involving poo
(1)Waking up late, traffic, spilling coffee on your key..
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Masturbatory term.
See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
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Making a Turkey Gobble sound while giving a blow job.
Her turkey slurp was her thanksgiving dinner if you know what i mean.
See blow j..
