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To masturbate, or jerk off
Oh, sweet ass it looks like I'm jerking the gerkin.
See jerk off, masturbate, slap, jerking, gerkin..
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verb, to masturbate (aka jack off) whilst taking a shit (aka dropping the huckstable kids off at the swimming pool).
Dude, double dunca..
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A tall powerful woman wearing a trouser suit.
"come to my office", demanded the trouser bitch...