The Firefighter

What is The Firefighter?

Lighting a match and putting it in an asshole so the burning end is out and shoot your load to put it out

I gave that chick a fireman

Noobacalypse

1. A noob that is such a large noob that he/she must be measured on an apacalyptic scale. Oh my god, you are such a noobacalypse! See noo..

Timesuck

1. The void that gets created by engaging in an activity that seems like it will be short but ends up taking up huge amounts of time. Like..

Turdtantic

1. A huge log of shit; a turd so big that you have to throw ice cubes at it in the toilet until it sinks. I had gyros last night and today..

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