What is The First And The Third?
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1) A waste of time. 2) an unsatisfactory gain from a considerable investment. 3) Sexual assault during the course of public higher education. 4) The worst of a bad choice.
A derivation of a longer trueism: "You only go to a large state college to get raped, alcohol poisoning, and a substandard education." The first and the third (of that list) became synonymous with any situation involving getting the lesser two of any three unappealing options.
He went to the University of Massachusetts for four years and all he got was the first and the third.
Random Words:
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1. Colton AKA lotion pants
2. Someone with lotion on their pants (Colton)
3. An insult made up by Joey B Nukkas
Some Guy-Why is there..
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A.K.A. The human vagina. Where unicorns in the wild are oft ap to getting their horns stuck, due to the congruence of friction and sweat..