What is The First And The Third?
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1) A waste of time. 2) an unsatisfactory gain from a considerable investment. 3) Sexual assault during the course of public higher education. 4) The worst of a bad choice.
A derivation of a longer trueism: "You only go to a large state college to get raped, alcohol poisoning, and a substandard education." The first and the third (of that list) became synonymous with any situation involving getting the lesser two of any three unappealing options.
He went to the University of Massachusetts for four years and all he got was the first and the third.
Random Words:
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when a person's thong is way to far out of the back of your jeans...resembling doc's greatest invention!
when jes was bending..
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slang term for the catholic church
-Hey man, Wanna get trashed tonight?
-Nah, I gotta wake up early and go to the molestation center
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