The Flying Turd Song

What is The Flying Turd Song?

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old song about turds. Substitute the name of your choice for ___.

The days were old

The nights were blue

As around the corner

The turd wagons flew

A bump was hit

Screams were heard

___ got hit by a flying turd!

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