The Flying Turd Song

What is The Flying Turd Song?


1.

old song about turds. Substitute the name of your choice for ___.

The days were old

The nights were blue

As around the corner

The turd wagons flew

A bump was hit

Screams were heard

___ got hit by a flying turd!


48

Random Words:

1. an endearing term for one's pet cat. I let the fuzz muffin outside this morning, told her to go catch me a mouse or a bird or basi..
1. an idiot, tool "those lebs are massive zootburgers" See zoot, tool, idiot, gronk, tryhard..
1. The furore and ensuing internal inquest (akin to the Spanish Inquisition) which the boss has after a monstrously huge, unflushed turd is..