The Football

What is The Football?


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The Presidential briefcase that contains launch codes to launch nuclear missiles. It travels with him anywhere he goes allowing him to start a nuclear war from anywhere at anytime.

The President can launch a nuclear missile from anywhere using "The Football"

See nuclear war, president, briefcase, greenpeace


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