What is The Football?
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The Presidential briefcase that contains launch codes to launch nuclear missiles. It travels with him anywhere he goes allowing him to start a nuclear war from anywhere at anytime.
The President can launch a nuclear missile from anywhere using "The Football"
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A worthian with the ability to be awful in all four sections.
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To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender) in a rapid and continuous fashion similar to that of a jackhammer..