The French Muffin

What is The French Muffin?

The French Muffin is the art of defecating into your own hand, molding it into a muffin, and devouring it before it gets cold.

Also refer to French Soup.

Barry loves the French Muffin.

See defecation, boston pancake, alabama hot pocket, etc.

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Dotus

1. a derogatory name for the region between your nut sack and bottom of you ass crack. Also a fried plantain. Ex. 1) AHH! I think i strain..

Medowmuffin

1. Medowmuffin-comes from the redneckius regions of the south of Kansas. Refers to the large mounds of dried dookie left by farm animals. ..

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