The French Muffin

What is The French Muffin?

The French Muffin is the art of defecating into your own hand, molding it into a muffin, and devouring it before it gets cold.

Also refer to French Soup.

Barry loves the French Muffin.

See defecation, boston pancake, alabama hot pocket, etc.

Obobies

1. sly term used to keep children from knowing what you're saying about a woman's breast whoa!Check out the obobies on that one ..

Face Like A Kicked-in Shit Can

1. A description of an ugly man or woman. Meaning that their face resembles a can of shit that has been kicked about eg: She's got a ..

Jetaime

1. a sultry vampiric female whose silence is filled by deep thoughts of domination and control. She acted like such a Jetaime last night. ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

The French Muffin Edit Meaning