The French Muffin

What is The French Muffin?

The French Muffin is the art of defecating into your own hand, molding it into a muffin, and devouring it before it gets cold.

Also refer to French Soup.

Barry loves the French Muffin.

See defecation, boston pancake, alabama hot pocket, etc.

The Meats

1. the pits, the worst, unfortunate, a shame, regrettable your bike got stolen? that's the meats, man...

O Rings

1. The seal around a person anus. She road the bone rollercoaster so much her o rings are blown. Causing skid marks in her panties. See ..

W T F ?!?!

1. 1. Acronym for whatever you want it to mean...most commonly used is for What the Fuck? 1. But I thought the french fries were suppose..

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