The French Muffin

What is The French Muffin?

The French Muffin is the art of defecating into your own hand, molding it into a muffin, and devouring it before it gets cold.

Also refer to French Soup.

Barry loves the French Muffin.

See defecation, boston pancake, alabama hot pocket, etc.

Heehaw

1. to laugh loudly, somewhat like a donkey What are you heehawing about? My joke wasn't that funny! 2. A disagreeable boor. The wo..

Mamble

1. Remarkable mumbled snide remark Innuendo mamble is an innuendo ensamble. See remarkable, mumbled, snide, innuendo..

Boifriend/bifriend

1. A boyfriend who might just as easily be attracted to your brother or other male friends. A possibly bi-sexual acquaintance. A closete..

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