The French Muffin

What is The French Muffin?

The French Muffin is the art of defecating into your own hand, molding it into a muffin, and devouring it before it gets cold.

Also refer to French Soup.

Barry loves the French Muffin.

See defecation, boston pancake, alabama hot pocket, etc.

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