The French Muffin

What is The French Muffin?

The French Muffin is the art of defecating into your own hand, molding it into a muffin, and devouring it before it gets cold.

Also refer to French Soup.

Barry loves the French Muffin.

See defecation, boston pancake, alabama hot pocket, etc.

Ze Buttfack

1. Literally means "the buttfuck", or anal sex, sodomy, etc. Spoken in a French accent Vould yoo like ze buttfack, monsieur? 2..

Befart

1. What a bitch farts, or when a mans fart sounds like a woman or bitches fart Josh you befart!!!!!!!!! See bob dole..

Zoolander

1. By far the greatest movie ever made! if there is anyone out there that disagrees they are obviouly mentaly retarted, that or they are on..

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