The French Muffin

What is The French Muffin?

The French Muffin is the art of defecating into your own hand, molding it into a muffin, and devouring it before it gets cold.

Also refer to French Soup.

Barry loves the French Muffin.

See defecation, boston pancake, alabama hot pocket, etc.

Pouce

1. twist of the word "pussy". Someone who is a wimp, or a crybaby John: Darius cried yesterday in maths because he forgot to do..

Jamieing

1. To partake in the act of being totally awesome in every conceivable way. "Woah, did you see that one guy last night? He was defini..

Knob Neck

1. Basically the same as Dickhead That bloke is a right knob neck..

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