What is The Frequently Molested Neighborhood Pedophile?
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An Awesome bisexual person on myspace who is a pedophile, and has a Pedophile Apprentice.
To this day, she is currently the Pedophile Apprentice while her underling takes her title. It's only until she becomes old enough to get the title back. Is also extremely narcissistic, but it's cute in that freaky way that makes you scared yet incredibly horny in the same moment.
Has the nicknames "The Pedophile" "T.F.M.N.P." "Enemae" (which is actually how you get to her myspace. That nickname is her ending on the url for myspace.) and
"*Hey Sexy, what are you doing tonight?* 'myself and not you.' *Oh.....*"
OMG! Did you see The Frequently Molested Neighborhood Pedophile on myspace last night? She totally checked out that younger girl.
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