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dried man juice tangled in pubic hair
"After all that sloppy sex last night, I had the worst jizzy frizzles I needed to comb it ou..
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A blender that must be stored in the garage, because it is so manly it offends your wife's delicate senses.
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1. A woman purchases a live lobster.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum cla..
