What is The Friend?
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(V) 1. When you masturbate until your penis bleeds
2. When you use fine grained sand paper to rub off callouses on your penis in the hopes that masturbation once again feels good
3. Sprinkling salt on ones penis so that it shrivels up and can fit in small holes such as the hole in the middle of cds
4. Any self-mutilating excessive masturbation
1. I need a band-aid because I just gave myself The Friend
2. Let's go to Home Depot. I wanna give myself The Friend later
3. My penis looks like a slug when I do The Friend
4. That fool has a Frankencock from doing The Friend too much
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