What is The Friend?
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(V) 1. When you masturbate until your penis bleeds
2. When you use fine grained sand paper to rub off callouses on your penis in the hopes that masturbation once again feels good
3. Sprinkling salt on ones penis so that it shrivels up and can fit in small holes such as the hole in the middle of cds
4. Any self-mutilating excessive masturbation
1. I need a band-aid because I just gave myself The Friend
2. Let's go to Home Depot. I wanna give myself The Friend later
3. My penis looks like a slug when I do The Friend
4. That fool has a Frankencock from doing The Friend too much
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Random Words:
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usually spoken by gays or homosexuals meaning that they have a foreign object in their ass
Dude, yesterday I got ups in my day-z's..
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This is a very distrubing act where an otherwise normal male starts fantasizing about ass-wrecking another (usually of smaller stature) ..
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A period of time spanning twelve years.
I'll have to wait a whole Chinese decade before it's the year of the Dragon again!..
