What is The Frightened Donkey?


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A non-violent alternative to the fabled "Donkey Punch."

This occurs when a man is performing doggy-style sex on a woman (or man), meanwhile a third party has been recruited to hide in a closet, or similar hidden space close by, with a scary mask. At the point of climax, the third party emerges screaming, thus scaring the woman/man causing their sphincter to contract.

"My girlfriend loves dirty sex but is against domestic violence, so for her birthday me and my friend gave her "The Frightened Donkey" and she loved it!"

See donkey punch, dirty sanchez, doggystyle, sex


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