What is The Frightened Donkey?


1.

A non-violent alternative to the fabled "Donkey Punch."

This occurs when a man is performing doggy-style sex on a woman (or man), meanwhile a third party has been recruited to hide in a closet, or similar hidden space close by, with a scary mask. At the point of climax, the third party emerges screaming, thus scaring the woman/man causing their sphincter to contract.

"My girlfriend loves dirty sex but is against domestic violence, so for her birthday me and my friend gave her "The Frightened Donkey" and she loved it!"

See donkey punch, dirty sanchez, doggystyle, sex


12

Random Words:

1. The epitome of hugs only given at special moments. Best given immediately and do not put this on hold for long time. Girl: Aww, I like ..
1. The two organs of the female reproductive system responsible for producing Grape Jelly. "Why does you tampon smell like a PB&J..
1. terrible PowerPoint. bad presentation slides filled with too much text, too small text, bad colors, graphics, animations or transitions...