The Fuck-factor

What is The Fuck-factor?


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The fuck-factor is the unexpected,although sometimes inevitable hitch,X factor or just the bad-luck part of for example,a plan.

The wifes'on nights,the kids are staying at grannies'.You ring your mistress, in ten minutes shes'there. Great dope, wonderful champagne unforgetable dirty, dirty,sex and my god "its half six already"..... bottles,dildoes, roaches, sperm stains..... NOTHING MUST BE FORGOTTEN!!!

Mistress out the door. Windows opened,dog-breath... done,tuna-fish willy.....ready for inspection..... THIS IS GOING TO WORK!!!!

(20 MINUTES LATER)

"Hi honey how'd work go?"

"Oh fine, but I gotta take a shower!"

"Sure babes', I'll put the coffee on".........(exit wife)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! YOU BASTARD, YOU FUCKING TWO TIMING LOW LIFE SON OF A BITCH!!!!Shit, babes what did I do????

Which brings me back to the fuck-factor.

IF YOUR MISTRESS USES A TAMPAX AND SHE DROPS ONE IN YOUR SHITTER ..... DON'T FORGET TO PULL THE CHAIN GUYS.

See hitch, x-factor, gremlin, tampax


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