The Funk

What is The Funk?


1.

n. (slang) General term for venereal disease, esp. viral strains which cannot be cured.

I hear he's dating Amy now... I wonder if he knows she's got The Funk.

See Z

2.

Noun: A feeling that you get when you just need to dance. This feeling overrides everything...you just NEED to dance. It is most often accompanied with groovy tunes.

"Dude, I'd come watch that movie right now but I've got a case of THE FUNK so badly that it hurts."

See dancing, groovy, the funk, funk, music, tunes, dance, cool, awesome

3.

To smell. REALLY REALLY BAD.

Damn, dude! take a shower, you got the funk!

See Anti

4.

A funky ball of tits from outer space. Found by Bootsy Collins when he was just a simple farmer. It made him crazy and he milked the funk and made a funk shake. He then became the funkiest man alive. After he lost the funk Old Greg found it at the bottom of the ocean.

After he drank the funk he passed out, but when he came to, he was slappin that bass fast and loose like some kind of delirious funky priest.

See old greg, curly jefferson, parliament

5.

a collective gendre of STD's, and or a person (usually a girl) of a funkful(dirty,inpure,etc) nature.

BOY, U BET' NOT GET WITH THAT STANK ASS HO! YOU GON GET...THE FUNK!

*most effective said by those of the black ethnicity*

6.

When your female friend drops a load on your chest during intercourse usually from the reverse cowgirl position. Also known as a Hot Carl, Hot Karl, Cleveland Steamer,etc.

The woman asks "Do You Like The Funk"....the man answers yes she proceeds.

See funk, hot carl, hot karl


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