What is The Funnyman Bob Saget?
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A sexual feat by which a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, simultaneously delivering a joke of such comedic proportions that said ejaculation issues from her nose. Closely related to The John Stamos.
Although Bruce has never yet succeeded in accomplishing the Bob Saget, he's pretty sure pirate jokes are key.
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Pacific Northwest localism for: do you want room for cream in your coffee? Unaccountably, it seems not (as of this writing) to have spr..