The Gambler

What is The Gambler?


1.

Used to describe the act of farting when you're not sure if you will be farting or shitting your pants.

Damn...that Vietnamese food is tearing my stomach up! I'm bout to pull a gambler! Hope it's a fart and I don't shit my pants!

2.

A Proper noun for a woman who will come over at a moments notice, preferably in the pre-dawn hours of 3am to 6am; to engage in sexual intercourse with more than one partner in a single session. Common signs of impending sexploitation include overusage of the term, "I can't believe I'm doing this" or "oh, I'm embarrased, tee hee"

"dude, we bagged the gambler last night"

See gamble, russian goggles, lubbock


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