The Gardener

What is The Gardener?


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"Plant a seed in her dirt hole and see what grows"

After a morning fuck session following a one night stand, you big spoon her while your dick recovers for another round. While recovering, you let it slip in her ass so she doesn't realize it till its too late. At this point, she either digs it or she bolts...either way, you win.

Travis was done messing with the broad, she needed to leave or let him put it in her ass so he gave her "the gardener"

See anal, phillie fake out, donkey punch, gardner


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