The Gardner

What is The Gardner?


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Its when your having sex doggy style and just before you bust your load, you pull out and rip her ass hairs off of her balloon knot with your fingers like if they where weeds.

the Gardner teaches girls to shave the asshole.

See the gardner, gardner, landscaper


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