The Gateway Effect

What is The Gateway Effect?

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If you have ever wondered why right-wings ban anything, it is easily explained by this phenomenon. You see, once something deviant, yet harmless is 'experimented with,' it leads to a crazy hunger for anything slightly resembling the questionable treat! This leads to a destructive lifestyle, a lot of pain accompanied with a deteriorating physical appearance, and death!

Leftist Deviant Hippeh: "Why is pot bad?"

Right-wing Nutjob: "The gateway effect!!!11Shiftasdf!! One bad thing leads to another..."

LDH: (sarcastically) "Oh... I see! Pot is a gateway effect like gay marriage would be to marriage with animals, underage children, and middle-easterns!"

RWN: "Exactly!"

See pot, bad, drug, gay, gay marriage, druggie
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