The Gay

What is The Gay?


1.

The non-existant malady that one catches by being around homosexuals (males especially).

"Yo, John went to San Francisco, and now he has a boyfriend; he must have caught the gay!"

2.

To act queer and frequently engage in halfway head turns and touch oneself's neck. Not to be confused with homosexuals, who are respected.

"MAN NIGGA, DAT GEORGE WAS DOING THE GAY!" "HE WANT IT UP THE BUTT DAWG."

See gay, homo, phagocytosis, george, virgin

3.

The gay is a mysterious phenomenon that is observed prior to incidents of assfucking.

Tim joins the navy

He rides on the back of the man train

Tim's got the gay!

4.

1. Someone or something, that is in and of itself, entirely or extremly gay. This my be shown by the way the subject walks, breathes, dances, parts his hair, colors his hair, limps his wrist, has sex with men, etc.

2. A guy who attempts to look gay for the sake of actracting women he could not otherwise attract. (also see metrosexual)

1. Person One: Dude, look, it's the gay!

Person Two: ZOMG! Too much gayness! RUN!

The Gay: HAAAAAAAAAYYY! (limp wristed wave)

See metrosexual, gay, lame, turd, idiot, fake


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