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To hate desktop keyboards and big fat CRT monitors.
To hate not being mobile.
To wish someone were in your lap.
Gees, I'm a lapt..
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to wake up in the morning horny, wanting some sexually intimacy, commonly called "special morning tingles"
Jack always loves ..
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Another name for literotica, romance novels, or fanfics of a sexual nature.
This would be a bad example of Chick Porn: Lupin, exhausted..