The Gay-o-meter

What is The Gay-o-meter?

If you say someone has a 10 on the Gayometer, then they are the most gay.

10 - Simmonsgay

9- Fashiondesignergay

8- Queerbait

7- Eltongay

6- Timbergay

5- Ass bandit

4- Tomcruisegay

3- Peder-ass

2- Closet case

1- Bisexual

0- Straight

Rob is gay.

Hmm... would you say he's Simmonsgay or Timbergay?

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Hampton University

1. The REAL HU! Founded in 1868 as Hampton Normal and Agricultural Institute, to prepare promising young African-American men and women to ..

Zerch

1. to anoint an object, such as a pint glass or cigarette with ones "cock" when dave went to the bog I zerched his stella!..

Uncle Woody

1. when a man gets an erection and gets sexually excited. "O crap, uncle woody is visiting this morning" See boner, erection, ..

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