The Gay-o-meter

What is The Gay-o-meter?

If you say someone has a 10 on the Gayometer, then they are the most gay.

10 - Simmonsgay

9- Fashiondesignergay

8- Queerbait

7- Eltongay

6- Timbergay

5- Ass bandit

4- Tomcruisegay

3- Peder-ass

2- Closet case

1- Bisexual

0- Straight

Rob is gay.

Hmm... would you say he's Simmonsgay or Timbergay?

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