The Gerg

What is The Gerg?


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Gergs are people who are really tall big and nerdy . Many scientists theorize about their sexual habits. The most common theory is that these people have many odd fetishes due to their social awkwardness which include: foot fetish, S + M, BDSM, Anal, Bi, Gay, Pedophilia, and Alexandra. Report any sightings of this beast to the following Gerg hotline: 1-800-MyAssIsSore

The Gerg Likes to Masturbate.

The Gerg Likes to study Taxes.

The Gerg Likes to Masturbate while studying Taxes.

See dirty sanchez, double decker pussies, cock, head, alexandra


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