What is The German Nose Bleed?


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The German Nose Bleed is the act of having vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. The male will then have blood residue on his penis,he will then ejaculate on the female's nose, giving the illusion of a nose bleed. This act was first discoverd by accident in Frankfurt Germnay, the year 1957.

Dude 1: Man my girlfreind is such a bitch!

Dude 2: Give her The German Nose Bleed.

Dude1: Good idea that'll get her back.

Chick 1: He gave me a fucking German Nose Bleed!

Chick 2: Where you on your period?

Chick 1: Ya!

See sex, blow job, blood, period sex


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