The Ghetto System

What is The Ghetto System?


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A system to determine one's true ghettoness, by a measure of possesions, income, crime committed and location. Add the numbers up to determine your total ghetto score.

Being a Minority: +80

Clothing Regularly Worn:

Do-Rag:+30

Hat:+5

Jacket Under $60:+30

Jacket Over $60:-10

Shoes Under $40:+20

Shoes Over $40:-10

Shirt/Pants Accedently Ripped/Stained:+10

Shirt/Pants Purposly Ripped/Stained:-30

Income:

100,000+:-50

50,000-99,000:+4

$25,000 and below:+50

No Money:+100

Locations (all That Apply:

Own Property:-20

Own Property (Condemed):+50

Apartment(Well Kept):-5

Apartmen(Average):+0

Apartment(Deplorable:+10

Live in New Jersey:+50

A Cardboard Box:+100

A Bar:+40

Automobiles: Cars and car systems:

Value:

100,000+:-50

50,000-99,000:+4

$25,000 and below:+50

Hydrolics:+60

Spinners:+50

Neon:+10

Decals:+10

Custom Paint Job:+40

Chrome:+20

XM Radio:-5

Weapons:

Pistol:+30

High Caliber Pistol:+50

Palm Sized Pistol:+60

SMG:+40

Uzi:+70

Ak-47:+80

Kinfe:+10

Knife longer than 6 inches:+30

Machete:+50

Baseball Bat:+40

Crimes Committed (DO NOT COMMITTE CRIME TO INCREASE YOUR GHETTO SCORE!)

Violent Misdemeanor:+10

Misedmeanor:+5

Violent Felony:+20

Felony:+15

Race:

Being White:-400


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