The Glazed Granny

What is The Glazed Granny?

This act occurs when a man ejaculates on a grandmother's face after receiving oral sex in the bathroom of a Krispy Kreme Doughnuts shop.

"Dude, I totally gave your grandma "The Glazed Granny" this morning when we were out to get breakfast!"

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1. An emoticon that means Surprise Buttsecks. As you can see, the >(^_ is the surprise buttsecks-er behind (O_O)> the surprise buttse..

Verdiblow

1. A person who blows midget belly dancers Wow look at that verdiblow goin at that midget...

Jizz Rocket

1. An ejaculatory bomb reaching speeds of at least Mach-2 and usually involving no less than 6 ounces of fluid. A true "rocket" ..

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